Monday, November 30, 2009

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Ohhh SHiiiiiiiiT !!!

I decided to start taking Metformin again as part of my ongoing effort to get my PCOS under control and lose some more weight.

Did I do as the directions on the box stated and start with a half tab once a day and then gradually up the dose ?

No, I didn't.

Epic Fail on my part.

The rumblings from my gut are approaching Jet Engine decibel levels.

Pray for me!

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Muppets + Bohemian Rhapsody = SQUEEEEEeee

Frustration

I love my jobs, except when I don't.

This is another of the don't times.

A whole host of issues affects one of my jobs. It starts with a disorganized, apathetic board, continues on into the land of "I have a $4M house, but I can't afford a $1,500 monthly maint. fee" and lands sqaurely in my lap.

I have tried to bring these things to the attention of my board for the last few years. These are NOT new problems, these are issues that I have been slogging in the trenches with the ENTIRE time I have been at this job.

I try to give a flying fuck, I really do, but when You. Yes, You, the Board Member who occasionally gets a bug up his ass and tries to fix everything overnight, wants to call an "Emergency Meeting" this Saturday afternoon at 1pm (thus fucking up my plans to go Hashing)....

Well lets just say some creative cursing of your ancestors took place.

I am getting to the point where I am going to start looking for a new position.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Here's a Big Fat Hint

I'm a property manager. I'm the person who gets called when there is a problem. I enjoy what I do.

Mostly.

One individual has caused me more grief than all the others combined and multiplied X100. I have new rules for her, here they are;


- If you consistently call me after 4pm with NON-EMERGENCY complaints.

-If you are verbally abusive to me and say things like "You don't care about (us) because you don't live here" when you call me after 4pm every god-dammed day.

Then here's what happens in My World;

- You will leave a fucking message.

- I will check the message and decide based on the contents of the message, what my course of action will be.

- If you leave a message that says "Call me back OMG !111!!!" you will not be getting a call back this evening as you have not outlined an EMERGENCY.

-These rules apply to you and you alone. They do not apply to your husband or any of the other residents. This is because they have demonstrated good phone etiquette, which you have consistently failed to do.

That is all.

Fat Girl Out.

Monday, November 16, 2009